Beer Quotes

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
- H.L. Mencken
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
- Benjamin Franklin*
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
- Lyndon B. Johnson
"To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a 'support group.' Salvation in a can!"
- Leo Durocher
"Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. think, 'It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'"
- Babe Ruth
"Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C."
- W.C. Fields
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
- George Bernard Shaw
"Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
- Homer Simpson
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
- Paul Hornung
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
- Dave Barry

2016 Tour & Tastings 7/30/16

$10and$5Tour and Tasting Version6
Mark your calendars! Join us Saturday July 30th for our 5th annual T&T. Beer, Wine, Whiskey, Food & Live music by The Chinchillas. Taste beer made with Bluebell Hopyard hops from 4 different breweries. Your $5 donation gets you a raffle ticket for many great prizes from our generous sponsors. Bring your lawn chairs and spend an afternoon learning about how hops are grown to be used in beer. Guaranteed fun for all ages!

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