"Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this
beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
think, 'It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than
be selfish and worry about my liver.'"
- Babe Ruth
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
- Paul Hornung
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
- Lyndon B. Johnson
"Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C."
- W.C. Fields
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
- H.L. Mencken
"Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
- Homer Simpson
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
- George Bernard Shaw
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
- Dave Barry
"To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a 'support group.' Salvation in a can!"
- Leo Durocher
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."