"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
- Paul Hornung
"Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this
beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
think, 'It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than
be selfish and worry about my liver.'"
- Babe Ruth
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
- H.L. Mencken
"Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
- Homer Simpson
"To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a 'support group.' Salvation in a can!"
- Leo Durocher
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."