Beer Quotes

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
- Dave Barry
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
- George Bernard Shaw
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
- Lyndon B. Johnson
"To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a 'support group.' Salvation in a can!"
- Leo Durocher
"Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. think, 'It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'"
- Babe Ruth
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
- H.L. Mencken
"Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
- Homer Simpson
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
- Paul Hornung
"Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C."
- W.C. Fields
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
- Benjamin Franklin*

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