Beer Quotes

"Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C."
- W.C. Fields
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
- H.L. Mencken
"Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
- Homer Simpson
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
- Benjamin Franklin*
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
- George Bernard Shaw
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
- Dave Barry
"To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a 'support group.' Salvation in a can!"
- Leo Durocher
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
- Lyndon B. Johnson
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
- Paul Hornung
"Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. think, 'It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'"
- Babe Ruth

2015 HOPYARD TOUR & TASTINGS

Saturday, August 1st Noon–5 pm

Beer Lovers and Hop-heads. Mark your calendars!

Want to learn more about hops, how they grow, and the way they help make delicious craft beer? What better way than to enjoy some fantastic craft beer brewed by local breweries with those very hops? Come join Bluebell Hopyard owners Kurt and […]